Hallelujah! There's A New Day Comin'

 

 

   We were all taught as children that there is a time and place for everything.  It seems evident, however, that too many of us have forgotten those few words of wisdom.

 

   Unless you have been living in a cave the past few years, you are aware - and many of you have participated in - the dysfunctional world of American Politics.  Heavy is the heart of any who may search for truth in that arsenic-laden atmosphere longer than a few minutes.

 

   Once upon a time, there were actual cases where a candidate could sway a voter from an opposing party to vote in his or her favor.  A simple eureka moment and the other party picked up a vote. 

 

   That was once upon a time, however.

 

   Now, we are duty bound to follow the path we have chosen, based on the political polarization that kidnapped our minds, paralyzed our reasoning process, and pointed us toward the everlasting political party of eternal truth.  And, we are 100% convinced that any who dare to question our party's rationale will burn in the red hot den of iniquity.

 

   But, as sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, we can expect one day soon to witness no further need for candidates campaigning and raising billions of dollars.  There will be two National Conventions.  They will choose who will be their nominee for each office.  We, as a nation, will bide our time and wait for the national election day.  Each voter will mark their "X" for their political party...and that will be that!

 

   From the National Conventions until November Election Day, there will be no campaigning, no name calling, no threats, no political ads to mute on television, and no angry arguments between people because everyone knows we are but one of two kinds:  Republicans or Democrats.  Candidates be damned!

 

   We will save our strength, vocal cords, and time on social media.  Oh, it will be a wondrous time.

 

   And we shall live happily ever after.