No Intelligent Life Coming From Planet MAGA. . .
This message is to Earthlings from the Planet MAGA
(This message has been translated for Earthlings)
Donald Ret Ribution, Sr. (his last mug shot) |
If you see him, keep your distance and report his location to your law enforcement people. He informed his wife that he wants to start a new government on your land called USA and pattern it after Hitlerland.
He will probably be surrounded by a gang of MAGA thugs. You'll recognize them by the silly red MAGA caps. He was last seen packing two leather suit cases crammed full of MAGA money that will be worthless in your land. (we did say he was not too bright) He was boarding his own UFO at our MAGA interstellar space port for a quick seven (of your months) trek across the universe to USA. He said he would arrive just in time for some kind of important election.
Thank you. That is all - and, please, don't anybody feed him anything. Otherwise, you'll never get rid of him.
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