"Try it on, sire. . . see if it fits. It's one of our finest from the Supreme Court Gift Shop."
And thus, it was absolutely decreed that he would then become our King, our new Monarch, and our first and finest Supreme Ruler.
A decree went out across the land that His Majesty King Donald John Trumplestein will now be entitled to order SEAL Team Six to eradicate any and all political opponents that King Donald despised. That also included any newscasters that have ever done him wrong!
Project 2025 has begun and the cleansing of the vermin liberals from the face of the earth will soon be complete. King Longtie will host a Grand Ball in his honor this weekend. It will also celebrate the final televised airing of CNN and MSNBC because of their negative views regarding the MAGA folks, they have been banished from the pristine and pure land of MAGA.
Hail to thee, Great Longtie Trumplestein! As leader of the MAGA Supreme Court, I welcome you.
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