Here's Your Coat. . . What's Your Hurry. . .

 Will He Go Quietly Into That Good Night?

After his defeat on November 5, 2024, the Maestro of MAGA will, hopefully, pick up his toys and go home to Mar-A-Lago and whoever is left in his family.

The polls have been teasing him with far-fetched numbers of success, but he probably knew better than anyone that it was never to be. It was implausible that he could be the winner. He had too many warts and too many crimes that were yet to be solved. Maybe he thought he could survive them, but he couldn't. There were too many and too serious for the American people to ignore.

There is still that horrendous problem of the secret government  documents that he absconded from a top-secret, secured location back in Washington D.C. The biggest problem is: why did he take them and for what purpose? Did he intend to sell them?

Also, what has he divulged to our adversaries around the world? Many within his circle believe the information he gleaned from his time in office is of great importance only to his ego. 

We will all breath a little better when he is gone from our view. He has been a center of news for nearly a decade and it is making all of us jittery whenever we simply see his photo on television!

So, go gently and with great haste. Give us all some peace and quiet!

Selling lies by the barrelful . .

 Trump: The Art of the "Steal "

by the World's Greatest Businessman

The six bankruptcies he stumbled through were the result of over-leveraged hotel and casino businesses in Atlantic City and the New York Trump Taj Mahal (1991). Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino (1992), Trump Castle Hotel and Casino (1992), Trump Hotels and Casino Resorts (2004) and Trump Entertainment Resorts (2009).

He screwed up numerous smaller businesses, also, like the very odd Trump University that was sued and became defunct. In his failures, he once said, "I've used the laws of this country to pare debt. . . we'll have the company and we'll throw it into a chapter. We'll negotiate with the banks, we'll make a fantastic deal. You know, it's like on The Apprentice, it's not personal. It's just business."

On and on. His failures are well known and his "supposedly great deals are undoubtedly still in the midst of trouble." He seems to always find a way - through partly illegal and/or unethical means - to leave others "holding the bag" on questionable deals.

There is no "greatness" to his scandal-ridden way of doing business. He simple finds a way to get a few banks involved and then disappears, leaving workers unpaid, banks unpaid, and a trail of "losers" in his dust!

So, In my book, he is NOT the greatest businessman anyone has ever known. He was just good at selling that malarkey to American Voters by doing what he does best: Selling his famous lies by the barrelful until someone finds out it is just plain ol' bullpucky!

And he's going to try to do it one more time on Nov. 5, 2024.

Tell Me No Lies and I'll Tell You No Truths - from the Book of MAGA

(cartoons by watson)

Truth Was Buried Long Ago By MAGA 

The word was omitted from all of the popular dictionaries belonging to MAGA/Republicans. Therefore, the word was lost to them for many generations. Their present-day political minds had no one to teach them the meaning of the word. It became as foreign to their language as the word "winner." 

They did hold such words as "losers" and "suckers" close to their hearts, however. Their leader-from-the-sky made certain they would remember those words and used them often. The "Sky God" was very dear to them and taught them many things. His wisdom was omnipotent and no one questioned the great "Sky God" Trumpator."

"Truth" was a word that had no verifiable meaning to the MAGA Cult. In their language, there was no truth. Truth was a nasty and ugly slip of the tongue that was only spoken by the liberal vermin in the caverns and swamps of a dark and dank place. Natural selection instilled in the cult of MAGA the ability to deceive others.

Thus, the real truth is that which defines the MAGA/Republican cult as "those who are void of truth!"

They'll Blow Themselves From Texas to Mar-A-Lago

The Hand Grenade is an explosive weapon typically thrown by hand, but can also refer to a shell that can be shot from the M67 grenade (stun grenade).

As an old Army soldier, I was required to throw live grenades over a brick wall to blow a hole in the ground and scare the hell out of any sand creatures that may be hiding in the Monterey Bay/Fort Ord target area of California. 

The MAGA/Republican Party is doing the same thing, only with tough talk and a grenade full of rally speeches, conspiracy theories, and good old conservatives lies. We'll all be able to watch the whole show on TV, that is if the millions of large posters printed in large font size, promoting the Ten Commandments doesn't get in the way of television cameras.

However, on Nov. 5, 2304, their entire arsenal of grenades and bombs are going to explode into "truth bombs" and expose the ugly facts about their plan to turn America into an authoritarian rule. They have not been shy about leaving a trail of breadcrumbs for us to  see and follow. They are either very sure the plan is so good it can't fail  or they just think we are a bunch of hicks who are easy marks for such screw-ball, nitwit ideas.

Hope you haven't made plans to move to Canada or Norway yet, because there is no way in hell this country will bow down to a Berkeley Pit truckload  full of these yahoos!

The Judge and the Jerk. . .

 Judge Cannon and Traitor Trump

There are many crimes that have been commuted in the last 1,263 days since Jan. 6th, but maybe the most egregious in the annals of our law books will be the complete annihilation of our law by one Judge Eileen Cannon of the convoluted state of Florida. If ever there was a total take-over of a person's mind and heart by another human, it would be the former president bending the mind of this judge who gave over her absolute grin and gavel to a depraved human being named Trump!

The judge has abdicated her authority to Donald Trump in organizing how she should handle this case before her. The reason I believe this case is so important is because it involves thousands of secret and top secret documents in boxes he has stolen when he left the White House and hid them in his residence at Mar-a-Lago. When he was originally asked about them, he denied having any. The crime was concluded when the FBI had to prosecute an unannounced raid to get the documents. It was later found the FBI didn't get all of them.

The inexperienced Judge Cannon has not only "slow-walked" the beginning of this trial through unexplainable reasons and stall tactics, but you might say she has simply "sat on it" until after the Nov. 5th election! People have taped conversation between Trump and others at Mar-a-Lago where he actually shows some of these documents.

One very large and important question remains: Why did Trump take them and what does he intend to do with them? Some of the top secret documents would be of great value to our adversaries!

And here we are, letting Judge Cannon stonewall when - or if - we ever see Trump get his just deserts. . . before he sells them to the highest bidders.

This is unprecedent, unconstitutional, and unbelievable!

Another same ol', same ol' ending to a Trump caper where he is allowed to walk away free as a cool Montana breeze!

Total Immunity is Total Balderdash

It's the Insurrection, Stupid

America is tied up in knots and we can't seem to find the exact end to pull to untie it. The question, therefore, is: "When was the exact and defining moment that everything became ugly, snarled and knotted up?"

Does January 6, 2021 sound familiar to you?

That was the geneses of our problem and Donald Trump was the creator. He lost his mind and insisted to his minions that they, together, could overturn the election he had just lost. The ensuing insurrection by storming our Capitol, injuries and death, damage to the building, lives of congressional people threatened, and the ensuing three years, five months, and sixteen days of hell to America have been "a time of infamy!"

That brings us to that moment of insanity.

Donald Trump is insisting that the President of the United States has total immunity and the United States Supreme Court appears to be is sitting on their decision for political reasons in order to stall until after the election of Nov. 5, 2024!

Most conservatives will accept the "stall" as a good thing. All liberals will accept the "stall" as a ludicrous plot that takes our nation further down the rabbit hole of despair.

The idea that a president has total immunity is insane. Those who agree have even said the president could legally order the "Seal Team Six" to kill the president's opponents!

That's where we are, folks. And that's where we'll probably be when we fill out our November Ballots. 

Regardless, whether the supreme court acts with haste or not, we can decide with assurance that the President of the United States does not have total immunity.

We can also decide with assurance that Donald Trump is a criminal of the highest order and he needs to be told that from our highest court. . .  and at every ballot box!

Battered and Bruised, Bloodied and Confused. . .

Can you feel that rumbling under your feet? Listen, you can even hear that low, constant,  plodding of "Jack Boots" as they come closer. It's getting louder and louder. That ungodly stomp, stomp, stomping of feet!

Who is it? Where are they?  

Wait. . . I see something. Over the hill. There must be thousands of them. And they don't look very happy, either. I think they're holding signs. Let's see, that one reads "But, we used to have a supermajority!"

And the horde of MAGA/'publicans looked at the primary election votes and knew they've been snookered by the voters. According to their party officials, the odds of losing is likely. Of course, there is always a chance that someone misread the tea leaves. 

There is also a fact that the supermajority 'publicans got to feeling too big for their britches and messed in their nests. It wouldn't be the first time for the arrogant and high-minded elephant herd. 

We'll watch and wait. 

Maybe they could bring in Steve Bannon from the "War Room" or Donald Trump to spin some lies and conclude with a rally and insurrection on the Montana Capitol Building. 

Wouldn't that be fun?