Trump and Vance - MAGA's extraordinaire

Two Nitwits - One Agenda

The Republican/MAGA Cult 
has scraped the bottom of the barrel this time!


The gingham dog and the calico cat
Side-by-side in the swamp they sat;
'Twas half-past twelve, and nary a blink
Not one nor t' other knew how to think.

The "Project Book" was safely in print
Their names were not mentioned - not even a hint
But I wasn't there, I simply could say
What was told to me by FOX "news" that day.

The gingham dog was preening his hair
And the calico cat said "I wasn't there."
The "Springfield lie" had now turned the tide
And the gingham dog was filled with pride.

The two of them sat, not a smile nor a frown
They went to Ohio and burned a town down
The gingham dog said, "A job well done.
Now it's on to D.C., and we've got this thing won!"


With apologies to Eugene Field's poem
"The Gingham Dog and the Calico Cat"







 



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