A Little Montana Political Humor

MONTANA'S

DYNAMIC DUDS

Senator Steve Daines

Representative Greg Gianforte

There are strange things done in the Montana sun

by two men out looking for  "gold."

And the Bozeman trails have their secret tales

that would make your blood run cold.

The Northern Lights have seen strange sights

but the strangest I ever saw,

'twas the night on the passes when I saw these two asses

trying to outrun the law.

Their crimes were body-slamming a reporter for having the audacity to ask about affordable health care and the other with a propensity for telling big, fat whoppers.  On second thought, I guess you could say they both spin falsehoods pretty damn good.

Much has been written and said about these "Dynamic Duds" and I won't regurgitate all of their unsavory traits.  

All we need to remember are these:  

Rep. Greg Gianforte (R) is a dud trying to win the office of Governor of Montana.  He is running against the current Lt. Governor Mike Cooney (D).  This contest is a farce.  Cooney has all of the experience to do the job and Gianforte has only  the money to buy the office.  It's that simple, folks.  If Gianforte had a normal bank balance, he wouldn't get a second glance from voters.  He bought his first elected job in the U.S. House and he thinks it'll work again. Cooney was made for this job, and that's all we need to know.

First Term Senator Steve Daines (R) is a dud.  It's that simple folks.  He has been for Steve Daines for six years and that's about as far as his interest goes.  His opponent is the current Governor Steve Bullock (D).  Bullock has done an outstanding job for Montana for eight years...because he cares about Montana and its people, and that's who he will always work for.  This vote should be a no-brainer.  Sen. Daines has problem even remembering how to get home for visits.  And, worst of all, when he does find his way, he hides from the media and any Democrats who may want to ask him a question.

These are easy votes to remember, Montana:

BULLOCK FOR U.S. SENATE

COONEY FOR MONTANA GOVERNOR

(And you can just forget the Dynamic Duds)