Drill into his head and put him to bed
(With my apologies to Robert Service's poem: "The Cremation of Sam McGee")
There are strange things done in the midnight sun
by the men who search for gold;
The Washington trails have their secret tales
That could make your blood run cold;
The neon lights have seen strange sights,
But the strangest they ever did see,
Was that night on the mall when out went the call:
To Lobotomize Donald T
Come watch as we drill, it'll be such a thrill,
He needs two more holes in his head.
One on the left and one on the right,
Then off with him - back to his bed.
Lobotomies work well, but how can you tell
With a patient like Donald T?
He howls like hell and shows he's not well
We'll just blame the Lobotomy!
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